willgrahamscock:

riddlemehiddleston:

mom would you pLEASE JUST INSTALL CHROME

I have seen hell

willgrahamscock:

riddlemehiddleston:

mom would you pLEASE JUST INSTALL CHROME

I have seen hell



yungmethuselah:

yungmethuselah:

How come Beyoncé wears crystal-studded leotards, 6” heels and fishnets, but she dresses Blue Ivy, her baby, in regular baby clothes? It really makes you think.

How come Beyoncé chooses to drink alcohol but doesn’t have Blue Ivy drink it? Why is Blue Ivy always being carried around? Why is she so short?


sketchinetch:

cremebuns:

emeralddragoness:

cremebuns:

A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them

No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.

GOD

SHUT UP

UR SO STUPID

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(Source: mrssaberhagen)


(Source: klefable)


maxtaroisheretoo:

Times are changing…


howunpleasant:

friday at school i heard some girl in the hall way scream “FOR THE LAST TIME BITCH IM LESBIAN IM NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR BOYFRIEND HE SMELLS LIKE KETCHUP ANYWAYS”

(Source: grossmidousuji)


pimps-of-prom:

truly an icon to us all.


So i was on my brothers computer and found this

joanne-angel-of-pizza-n-pancakes:

queensaige:

bewbin:

bewbin:

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at first i thought it was porn

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then i dug deeper

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at this point im scared to go any further

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i wonder whats inside

IT WAS THIS FUCKING GIF

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OH YES IT’S BACK

OH MY GOD NOW I KNOW WHERE THAT GIF CAME FROM 

(Source: bewbin)


Tumblr: Only a heartless person would scroll pa-
Me: *Scrolls past*